give me a trailer made for two, a smoke and something borrowed but not blue
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Slumming with Gump in Franklin

Slumming with Gump in Franklin

...let's use caution fighting monsters...we may elect a few in the process!

…let’s use caution fighting monsters…we may elect a few in the process!

I look at these slum down and dumb down places:

Detroit, Somwhere Else, Missouri!  Madison (You bet Your Fuckin’ Ass) County, North Caroline. Stephen Kingland, Maine…Etc., etc., etc.

I look at these nowhere to go but down towns and I think of my Slum City, Franklin, New Hampshire!

We are a milled out, meth totting and…

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Beabull’s matter?

Beabull’s matter?

Beabulls prefer to be called, little persons, not midget dogs!

Beabulls prefer to be called, little persons, not midget dogs!

This floatation device already comes fully bloated!

This floatation device already comes fully bloated!

Scientific Research (WTF) lab:
New and improved, useless and great at parties facts, have now unearth the following-
Yes, the strange and, ‘why the hell would someone do that’, breed, know as the Beabull…does indeed float.
**Please practice discretion when using this device. It has…

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Bullets and Burgers! Stupidity and Cures!

Bullets and Burgers! Stupidity and Cures!

If you're stupid and you know it...clap your hands!

Dear Ruth,

I was electro-shocked at a gay ‘cure’ centre in China. Doctors hypnotized me and said they would ‘shock the gay’ out of me. Thousands of people all over China are suffering like I did.

In families like mine, being gay is still seen as something that can be cured, and scam clinics prey on that fear. Now, I want my friends, my family and everyone in China to understand that being gay…

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Smack

Smack http://wp.me/s2ixg7-smack

U.S. Department of Smack Patrol (U of Smack Daddies) has issued a warning:

U.S. Department of Smack Patrol (U of Smack Daddies) has issued a warning:

Most of the people we meet should be on smack!!

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***Smack: an over zealous, but planted in kindness, cuff upside the head! Generally, used to dampen/shame stupid, conventionally ignorant behavior.

How to use the word ‘smack’ in a sentence:

The tollbooth attendant claims to have ‘smacked’ the N.H. housewife…

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My Momma’s Pride

My Momma’s Pride

Conventionality bars the truth from the bias

Conventionality bars the truth from the bias

Back before Rainbows were known to exist other than in the light of day…after a fresh and linen covered spring rain, I had thought something amiss.
It wasn’t that I didn’t like the God I had been shown. It had been more of a fear based and obscure presence that never released its grip on me.
Hatred, hangings, crosses to bare and/or bear and sins over…

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Weare the Corrupt Play

Weare the Corrupt Play

The ‘Lawlessness’ that dots the land has taken us from a country steeped in a rich tradition of protecting its own and screwing all the rest…To a nation of protect thyself and screw anyone that gets in the way of that agenda! Down to the Wire

Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts…perhaps the fear of the loss of power! -John Steinbeck

There are two fractions that fall under the following moral dilemma:
‘Do as I…

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Small Town notes:

The secret to living in a small town is knowing when to go!

The town that finds you will bind you!

It’s time to give up the drugs…When the drugs give up on you!

Immoral acts are a prelude to small claims and big crabs!

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New Hampshire has yet to step away from sedate behavior it has grown accustom to…Franklin is it’s skanky underbelly without under garments!

Underbelly Towns Small Town notes: The secret to living in a small town is knowing when to go!

What’s your Member Status?

What’s your Member Status?

Ruth Bowley

This is the FINAL NOTICE of your member status before tonight’s fundraising deadline.

Answered President Obama’s call-to-action?
NO DONATION

Suggested Support: $5.00

Since Boehner’s Republicans voted to sue President Obama, we’ve been working non-stop to back up the President with an UNPRECEDENTED level of support on the biggest fundraising deadline of the year.

That means we…

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