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Bullets and Burgers! Stupidity and Cures!

Bullets and Burgers! Stupidity and Cures!

If you're stupid and you know it...clap your hands!

Dear Ruth,

I was electro-shocked at a gay ‘cure’ centre in China. Doctors hypnotized me and said they would ‘shock the gay’ out of me. Thousands of people all over China are suffering like I did.

In families like mine, being gay is still seen as something that can be cured, and scam clinics prey on that fear. Now, I want my friends, my family and everyone in China to understand that being gay…

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U.S. Department of Smack Patrol (U of Smack Daddies) has issued a warning:

U.S. Department of Smack Patrol (U of Smack Daddies) has issued a warning:

Most of the people we meet should be on smack!!





***Smack: an over zealous, but planted in kindness, cuff upside the head! Generally, used to dampen/shame stupid, conventionally ignorant behavior.

How to use the word ‘smack’ in a sentence:

The tollbooth attendant claims to have ‘smacked’ the N.H. housewife…

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My Momma’s Pride

My Momma’s Pride

Conventionality bars the truth from the bias

Conventionality bars the truth from the bias

Back before Rainbows were known to exist other than in the light of day…after a fresh and linen covered spring rain, I had thought something amiss.
It wasn’t that I didn’t like the God I had been shown. It had been more of a fear based and obscure presence that never released its grip on me.
Hatred, hangings, crosses to bare and/or bear and sins over…

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Weare the Corrupt Play

Weare the Corrupt Play

The ‘Lawlessness’ that dots the land has taken us from a country steeped in a rich tradition of protecting its own and screwing all the rest…To a nation of protect thyself and screw anyone that gets in the way of that agenda! Down to the Wire

Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts…perhaps the fear of the loss of power! -John Steinbeck

There are two fractions that fall under the following moral dilemma:
‘Do as I…

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Small Town notes:

The secret to living in a small town is knowing when to go!

The town that finds you will bind you!

It’s time to give up the drugs…When the drugs give up on you!

Immoral acts are a prelude to small claims and big crabs!

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New Hampshire has yet to step away from sedate behavior it has grown accustom to…Franklin is it’s skanky underbelly without under garments!

Underbelly Towns Small Town notes: The secret to living in a small town is knowing when to go!

What’s your Member Status?

What’s your Member Status?

Ruth Bowley

This is the FINAL NOTICE of your member status before tonight’s fundraising deadline.

Answered President Obama’s call-to-action?

Suggested Support: $5.00

Since Boehner’s Republicans voted to sue President Obama, we’ve been working non-stop to back up the President with an UNPRECEDENTED level of support on the biggest fundraising deadline of the year.

That means we…

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My Worse Day Ever? I forget…

My Worse Day Ever? I forget…


Life is the fine line between illusion and substance

My Worse Day Ever?  I forget…

In the midst of my addiction…I planned to die.  Slowly, painfully and without someone and/or anyone’s love. A true addiction has its own entity.  It breathes its own ragged breath. It bleeds its own poisonous red liquor.  It is a part of the addict…Yet, if set free; it could easily live without remorse or need for…

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the Deliverance of 603

the Deliverance of 603

My Forest 4 Your Poor

I am the bread box of this life.

I am a 603 soul…

tangy, tangible,twang

secluded, secular, whole.

Our Town, mine and theirs, grunge and danger…

Pert and purposeful.

Kindness and Cruel.

Poised on the edges of insanity

Sittin’ on a fence of needled delights.

Our Town, mine and theirs…

Blind in a drunken fight.

Urban Foot Decay

Urban Foot Decay

Boxed up in discounts dislocated on the five and dime floor.


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A ‘Butch’ Handbag

A ‘Butch’ Handbag

Duct Tape Use number 212=can't afford to the vet?  Duct Tape is the best chastity belt around!

Duct Tape Use number 212=can’t afford to the vet? Duct Tape is the best chastity belt around!

1. the Duct Tape BibleIf you can’t duct it…fuck it!

2. Hand rolled…legal, for now, cigarettes.  Just like the Marlboro Man!

3. A belt.  Preferably canvas.  Butch lesbians tend to wear their pants way too big.  A belt is always helpful in not exposing the tighty whiteys!  Also of note, loose belts are…

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Marriage: A four sentence minimum

Marriage: A four sentence minimum


A four sentence minimum?

Me: Hey, Sweetie, I’m home!

You: I don’t mean to rush you but we have to get the frig in an hour.  Oh, yeah, the toilet is dying, one of the dogs has bad bottom and the cats had a shit fest in the litter pan last night!

Me: …So, what’ for dinner?


…After all you’re the one who turns me off

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